We’re sure you’re hearing all about Artificial Intelligence in the news at the moment. It’s everywhere. When it starts hanging wallpaper in Derby we’ll start to worry!
In the meantime we thought we’d try out the famous Chat GPT program and ask it for a quote! We wanted to get to the bottom of this nonsense to know whether AI really was likely to take over the profession of wallpaper specialist in Burton on Trent this week, or next. We asked it the question:
Can you write me a rhyming poem about wallpaper?
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In a room adorned with tales to tell, A tapestry of stories, oh so swell. On walls, a canvas of woven dreams, Where colors dance and moonlight beams.
Enter the realm of wallpaper grand, Where artistry thrives, a crafted band. A symphony of patterns, rich and rare, Each stroke of design, a tender care.
Floral blooms unfurl, their petals bright, Embracing walls with sheer delight. Whispering vines, a graceful embrace, As if nature itself has found its space.
Geometric lines, precise and bold, A modern tale, a story untold. Angles and shapes, in perfect rhyme, Unveiling secrets, one at a time.
Stripes march on, in regimented rows, Commanding presence, the eye bestows. Vertical rhythm, reaching the sky, In elegant harmony, they unify.
Textures come alive, inviting touch, Like whispers of velvet, oh, how they clutch. Embossed relief, a tactile sensation, A feast for hands, an invitation.
Mural vistas paint landscapes anew, An escape to worlds we wish to pursue. Mountains majestic, rivers that flow, A boundless imagination, let it grow.
With wallpaper’s charm, the mundane is adorned, The walls come alive, their stories reborn. In every room, a symphony takes shape, As dreams and colors gracefully drape.
That’s brilliant. Can you wallpaper it again, but reference Burton on Trent, Derby and Uttoxeter?
ChatGPT….
In the land of legends, where tales unfold, Burton on Trent, with stories untold. Its name whispers softly, a brewing spell, Where hops and barley in harmony dwell.
The wallpaper weaves a tapestry rare, A tribute to Burton’s craft with care. Golden hues of ale, a frothy delight, Captured on walls, a beer lover’s sight.
Derby, a city of history profound, Its past and present gracefully bound. In wallpaper’s embrace, stories emerge, Of racing glory and courage, a surge.
The thundering hooves upon the track, As champions stride, no turning back. Equestrian grace, a vibrant display, On Derby’s walls, they gallop and sway.
Uttoxeter, a town with rustic charm, Where tranquil landscapes gently disarm. A countryside oasis, serene and green, A scenic retreat, a painter’s dream.
The wallpaper whispers Uttoxeter’s tale, Of rolling hills and the soothing gale. A pastoral symphony, nature’s own song, Enchanting walls, where peace belongs.
Burton, Derby, Uttoxeter entwined, Their essence captured, their spirits defined. On wallpaper’s canvas, they find their place, Weaving a tapestry, full of grace.
So let the walls speak, their stories unfold, In Burton, Derby, Uttoxeter’s hold. Where history, beauty, and dreams unite, A poetic journey, painted just right.
No further questions your Honour! Apart to say that if you’d rather get a quote for wallpapering in Derby then you can Call Derby : 01332 498716
( the image at the top was also created by AI. Nuff Said )